"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
Cynicism aside, I heartily approve of any quote that involves ice weasels. They improve all discourse.
"To be or not to be. That is the ice weasel."
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for ice weasels."
"Oh my love's like a red, red ice weasel."
See? They make everything better. ICE WEASELS ARE THE QUANTUM REFERENCE!!!!!