"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."

~Groucho Marx

There's a lot I'm unsure of, but I do know that when you get caught in the rain, you should raise your hands above your head in the victory gesture and grin loudly. It will make you feel six years old and delighted with water.

This also solves most forms of grumpiness.